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  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    This ultra badass shirt design comes in a variety of colours! Unfortunately all colours except for the pink were burned in an *accidental* fire. The shirt design showcases a NES cartridge, a kitty cat, and some Japanese that probably says 'I love the Star Wars prequels'.
    Shirt design is done by Jessica Karim, who put up with all of my awful design ideas and still managed to produce something cool.

    Each shirt sale will give you a free download code for 'Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-Laws".

    [New batches come in regularly, so worry not, shirts will still exist in the future]

    Jessica Karim: www.facebook.com/jesskarimart/

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-laws via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

      $20 AUD or more 

     

lyrics

Your parents are divorced. You've not a cent towards your name,
You're living on the dole and you've got noone else to blame,
but all the lawyers and the doctors who did bleed your parents dry,
but they just do their job.

And those children down the road who live with violent abuse.
They try to find an answer but there's really no excuse,
for all the torment and the anger, and the hate, and all the stress,
but they never say a thing.

And on Wednesdays I go shopping with the money I don't need.
I purchase lots of video games and food so I can feed,
all of the pets that I don't have, and all the company I don't keep,
but it's the thought that counts.

I'm better off than you so,
that makes me better than you. Doesn't it?
I'm better off than you so,
that makes me better than you. Doesn't it?

You're lying in the hospital with bad, daytime TV.
Three more months to live that's what the doctor said to me.
And so you sit and watch your Ellen and your Oprah in your bed.
Good way to spend your time.

You're working hard at med-school, but your grades, well they are slipping.
Your wife is naggin' at you boy, so get your act together boy.
Pick yourself up off the ground and dust yourself off.
Whatever you say 'dear'.

I've gotta buy a new car to impress all of the neighbors,
but it's gotta match the satin silver tinge of this new pavement.
As the car begins to drive towards the airport parking lot.
I'm off to China, chumps.

I'm better off than you so,
that makes me better than you. Doesn't it?
I'm better off than you so,
that makes me better than you. Doesn't it?

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Tuberz McGee Brisbane, Australia

A Chiptune, Classical Repertoire and Video Game Composer and Performer.
Adequate explosions are necessary whilst listening to his works. Gotta do a backflip too.
It's all part of the immersion. Fact.

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