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  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    This ultra badass shirt design comes in a variety of colours! Unfortunately all colours except for the pink were burned in an *accidental* fire. The shirt design showcases a NES cartridge, a kitty cat, and some Japanese that probably says 'I love the Star Wars prequels'.
    Shirt design is done by Jessica Karim, who put up with all of my awful design ideas and still managed to produce something cool.

    Each shirt sale will give you a free download code for 'Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-Laws".

    [New batches come in regularly, so worry not, shirts will still exist in the future]

    Jessica Karim: www.facebook.com/jesskarimart/

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-laws via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

      $20 AUD or more 

     

lyrics

You said sorry,
You said didn't really think it would work.
Then you decided,
to go and make some move on a jerk.
You deserve every last bit of this you get.
Cause I know I won't regret this.

Ahhhhhhh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. [Cool harmonies tho]

You're the one who always dies in all the horror movies.
You're the one who likes to act like they're top shit.
You treat men like they're a hand inside a game of poker.
If this was blackjack you'd be taking all the hits,
and yet the dealer feels like shit.

He said maybe,
so you went around kissing his feet.
He had a girlfriend,
who you never had the pleasure to meet.
You deserve every pregnancy you get.
Cause I know I won't regret this.

Ahhhh.
Agghhhhhh.

You're the one who always dies in all the horror movies.
You're the one who likes to act like they're top shit.
You treat men like they're a hand inside a game of poker.
If this was blackjack you'd be taking all the hits,
and yet the dealer feels like shit.

And someday I know you'll get your just deserts,
and you'll be packing on the pounds.
You'll become a meal on wheels to everyone you know,
and they'll all eat you out of town.

Towwwwwnnnnn.

You're the one who always dies in all the horror movies.
You're the one who likes to act like they're top shit.
You treat men like they're a hand inside a game of poker.
If this was blackjack you'd be taking all the hits.
You're the girl who puts out all her chips on all the tables.
You're the one who loses every single cent.
You should've known that you're no good at playing games of poker,
and playing blackjack you're just dancing on cement,
at least the dealer can pay his rent.

Ahhhhhhh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. [Probably autistic screeching]

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Tuberz McGee Brisbane, Australia

A Chiptune, Classical Repertoire and Video Game Composer and Performer.
Adequate explosions are necessary whilst listening to his works. Gotta do a backflip too.
It's all part of the immersion. Fact.

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