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  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    This ultra badass shirt design comes in a variety of colours! Unfortunately all colours except for the pink were burned in an *accidental* fire. The shirt design showcases a NES cartridge, a kitty cat, and some Japanese that probably says 'I love the Star Wars prequels'.
    Shirt design is done by Jessica Karim, who put up with all of my awful design ideas and still managed to produce something cool.

    Each shirt sale will give you a free download code for 'Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-Laws".

    [New batches come in regularly, so worry not, shirts will still exist in the future]

    Jessica Karim: www.facebook.com/jesskarimart/

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-laws via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

      $20 AUD or more 

     

lyrics

Gimme a dollar, Gimme a sign,
To make me feel okay.
Loosen this collar around my design,
Cause the world won't let me get paid.

I got friends to my left, I got friends to my right,
But they don't give a shit about me.
They'd sooner die than give up the fight,
Until I agree that there's no guarantee.

You say I shouldn't charge money for a damn CD,
I may as well pay you all to listen to me,
Every single song may as well be free,
Cause that's how the world works.
That's how the world works.

Gotta buy stuff to fill my house,
So I'll fill it things for you.
A bed for you, a bed for your spouse,
and a bed for your children too.

Buying you things to watch your back
So you can say that you're watching mine.
You aint gonna be another uncle Jack
me out of everything I own and find.

So I think I'll take a trip to my local Sears,
And pick some stuff up that they'll think is theirs,
though I'm pretty damn certain that no-one cares,
But that's how the world works.
That's how the world works.

[Solo lmao]

Scratching your back with a golden fork
So you don't stab me with some lead.
And I can tell by the way you talk to me
That you just want me dead.

You want in the will, so you can kill me,
Now look at all the stuff you get.
Killing me off with a magic pill,
But they haven't killed me yet.

So I think I'll stab you forty seven times in the chest,
Because getting revenge is what I do best.
And I won't stop till you're laid to rest,
Cause that's how the world works.
That's how the world works.
That's how a knife works.

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Tuberz McGee Brisbane, Australia

A Chiptune, Classical Repertoire and Video Game Composer and Performer.
Adequate explosions are necessary whilst listening to his works. Gotta do a backflip too.
It's all part of the immersion. Fact.

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