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    This ultra badass shirt design comes in a variety of colours! Unfortunately all colours except for the pink were burned in an *accidental* fire. The shirt design showcases a NES cartridge, a kitty cat, and some Japanese that probably says 'I love the Star Wars prequels'.
    Shirt design is done by Jessica Karim, who put up with all of my awful design ideas and still managed to produce something cool.

    Each shirt sale will give you a free download code for 'Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-Laws".

    [New batches come in regularly, so worry not, shirts will still exist in the future]

    Jessica Karim: www.facebook.com/jesskarimart/

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-laws via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

     $20 AUD or more

     

lyrics

I remember my first love like it was yesterday,
But that's a simile, it wasn't actually yesterday.
I remember how it felt when she first snapped my leg in two,
And how it felt to be connected with a ra-ging mon-ster.

Some men say they like it wild, but not enough to keep a smile up,
While she separates your scrotum from your body, my how rude!

And once in a blue moon is just too soon to deal with all this shit,
I'm gonna have to take karate lessons.

[Chorus]
I'm in love with a werewolf and it's not half bad,
Sure I have to dress in plated armor but it's charismatic.
I'm in love with a werewolf and she's in love with me,
Except for when she's trying to kill me.

And I was overjoyed when you said we were the same,
Except the fact that you were a raging werewolf.
And though we have our quirks and differences it's love,
But of course your quirk is that you're a raging werewolf.

[Chorus]
I'm in love with a werewolf and it's not half bad,
Sure I have to dress in plated armor but it's charismatic.
I'm in love with a werewolf and she's in love with me,
Except for when she's trying to kill me.

And I can't go having pizza,
When she has her friends over for dinner.
And she only likes gold jewelry,
She won't go having no damn silver.

You had my heart inside the palm of your hands,
I remember cause I woke up in hospital.
But I'll forgive and I'll forget,
It's like that time at the vet, when you accidentally ate all of the animals.

Poor Kitty
Poor Daisy
Poor Rover
Poor Me

[Chorus]
I'm in love with a werewolf and it's not half bad,
Sure I have to dress in plated armor but it's charismatic.
I'm in love with a werewolf and she's in love with me,
Except for when she's trying to kill me.

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Tuberz McGee Brisbane, Australia

A Chiptune, Classical Repertoire and Video Game Composer and Performer.
Adequate explosions are necessary whilst listening to his works. Gotta do a backflip too.
It's all part of the immersion. Fact.

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