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  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    This ultra badass shirt design comes in a variety of colours! Unfortunately all colours except for the pink were burned in an *accidental* fire. The shirt design showcases a NES cartridge, a kitty cat, and some Japanese that probably says 'I love the Star Wars prequels'.
    Shirt design is done by Jessica Karim, who put up with all of my awful design ideas and still managed to produce something cool.

    Each shirt sale will give you a free download code for 'Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-Laws".

    [New batches come in regularly, so worry not, shirts will still exist in the future]

    Jessica Karim: www.facebook.com/jesskarimart/

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tuberz McGee and the Mildly Inappropriate Dinner Conversations with the Highly Probable In-laws via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

      $20 AUD or more 

     

lyrics

Remember when we bumped into that guy,
He was three miles wider than us.
He shouted something 'bout spilling his drink,
and made quite a hell of a fuss.

One life left, so just live it.
Please don't get hit by a car.
One life left, yes you deserve it.
Doesn't matter who you are.
One life left, you're just a player,
in the middle of somebody's game.
One life left, best say a prayer,
cause life is the game's old ugly name.

He quickly removed every one of your teeth,
and they all lay down on the floor.
But when you woke up in the hospital,
You realised you were missing so much more.

His fists sailed like hammers right into your face.
And you hadn't a chance from the start.
He was three miles wider than us,
But hell, we were three times as smart.

One life left, so just live it.
Please don't get hit by a car.
One life left, yes you deserve it.
Doesn't matter who you are.
One life left, you're just a player,
in the middle of somebody's game.
One life left, best say a prayer,
cause life is the game's old ugly name.

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Tuberz McGee Brisbane, Australia

A Chiptune, Classical Repertoire and Video Game Composer and Performer.
Adequate explosions are necessary whilst listening to his works. Gotta do a backflip too.
It's all part of the immersion. Fact.

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