I signed my name in blood,
and now I've got to write a song or two it's true. Wheyy heyyyyy-----
I've gotta write 10 songs,
It's gotta be much longer than an EP. Whoahh. Lucky me.

I've got an obligation. A sticky situation.
And nothing else will do.

It needs a single that will make the album seem quite cool.

I've gotta write a fuckin song. To satisfy the label.
But nobody ever buys the second album.
I've gotta write a shitty song. To satisfy the label.
Cause nobody ever buys the second album.

Maybe because it's an ill-informed business practice.

They said they'd cut me off,
If I don't give them something they can sell. Wheyy--- Oh well.
They told me to write a hook,
The part that people sing when they don't know, the lyrics that well.

I've got an obligation. A sticky situation.
And I've read a book or two.

About how to write a song that sounds like you've--

Gotta write a fuckin song. To satisfy the label.
But nobody ever buys the second album.
I've gotta write a shitty song. To satisfy the label.
Cause nobody ever buys the second album.


(Feel free to do a Noodly Solo Thing Here)

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Here I am again,
Standing at the edge of my despair,
I just wish that I could care.

They said they hired a guy,
A dude who write them songs in exchange for cash,
Or something weird like that.

He put his pen to paper.
He seem like such a faker.
Writing beautiful poetry.
It's too refined it just don't really sound like me when

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